5. Cowbell Song

Posted on: November 6th, 2012 by admin

Zup y’all! You’re in the mood for some good times?
Listen to my rhymes and check them out!
Going to fast, am I? You can’t keep it up?
When I’m on the mic I’m freaking out and I won’t ever stop.
We got a brand new CD for you.
It’s been delivered by NINAC Nasty Crew.
Play it everyday till erosion breaks it.

Nudity will take you away.
Take you away from Y. 2k.
We won’t ever let you fray
nor decay, so watcha say?
Heads up! This is the day
to let us funk away.

Crash! Boom! Bang!
Abra Kadabra Alakazam!
Can I get a “Yeah”?
(Yeah-ah!)
Drop your pants like it ain’t no thang!

Move down to a submarine level,
where dolphins flow forever and ever
far away from Seven Eleven.
Welcomes you to aquatic heaven.
“Welcome back two-legged creature
make yourself at home, nice to meet you.
Listen to what I’m about to teach you!”.

Up above you strive for life and for meaning.
The most important thing’s carpe diem.
Still, at night, people astray takes a beating.
How come? What about carpe noctem?
Just do what you do, and you don’t need no glockin’.
The ultimate weapon’s a cowbell.
Like this!

Crash! Boom! Bang!
Abra Kadabra Alakazam!
Can I get a “Yeah”?
(Yeah-ah!)
Drop your pants like it ain’t no thang!

I guess you could say I’m getting jiggy widdit.
You feel the rythm, and I see you diggin’ it.
And the flow goes on, and on, and on, and on,
and on, eating you up like Megalodon.
Break it down, feel the groove.
Most people say I’m a freak show on the loose.
Prepare to lose cuz we’re the number one dudes when it
comes to doing what we do.
And like the grass is green and the Grinch is mean,
we’re guaranteed to make history.
Indeed! Like Charlie Sheen, we’re gonna
kick some ass like the man Bruce Lee.

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